Mean Divas: o nascimento

Como nasce uma Mean Diva (MD)? A receita é sofisticada e leva anos e anos para ficar pronta. Alguns ingredientes são secretos, passando de geração a geração de uma mesma família (razão pela qual algumas mean divas são irmãs).

Outros ingredientes são conhecidos e sua interpretação dá uma boa pista da complexa personalidade de uma MD.

Se você quiser tentar despertar a MD que há no seu interior, pode começar por seguir os passos abaixo:

1. Comece com um pouco de Maya Angelou,

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
[...]
Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
That's me.

2. Adicione grandes doses de Dixie Chicks:

My friends from high school
Married their high school boyfriends
Moved into houses in the same ZIP codes
Where their parents live

But I, I could never follow
No I, I could never follow

[...]

Well, I never seem to do it like anybody else
Maybe someday, someday I'm gonna settle down
If you ever want to find me I can still be found

Taking the long way
Taking the long way around
Taking the long way
Taking the long way around

3. Tempere com Sugarland:

Mean girls, best friends forever
Mean girls, almost never
Mean girls, whatever...


4. Misture bem e torça pela "eclosão" de mais uma MD.

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